Funny Facebook Statuses

This is just another Funny Facebook Statuses post from Facebook posts. In this Funny Facebook Statuses update it is just an Facebook Status update of other peoples Facebook Statuses and posts.

Funny Facebook Statuses:

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“do what feels right…” quote of the day

Comment :

That’s What she said

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Drinking ’til I throw up blood

(Just to let you know how messed up this is there is someone that “likes” this comment)

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Facebook you bore me.

Comment :

Person 1: Take it back

Poster: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRR!

Person 2: If your so bored – why the h**** are you on it everyday

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To some, it seems a green traffic light means ‘sit or stay’ and not ‘go’.Good job to those drivers, your acting like a confused retarded pet. No treats for you!

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I have decided that I’m divorcing myself. I have become physically and mentally abusive to myself, and I can not take it any longer. Myself stays out all hours on the weekends and spends all my money on things that are bad for him. Myself is taking applications for girlfriends.

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Snails see the beauty in every inch.

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Anyone wanna frolic with me tonight?

Comment :

You buying the Jameson

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Watching someone get hit by a car was not something I was prepared for on my walk home from work.. HOLY COW… SPEECHLESS.